Did I ever tell you about the time a guy on pcp asked for my number
It breaks my tablet to reblog things so until tomorrow you’re just going to have live with the queue and selfies
for evidence of male fragility look no further than their basically universal fear of dating women taller than them
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"