Did I ever tell you about the time a guy on pcp asked for my number 

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

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Fuuuuuck off

It breaks my tablet to reblog things so until tomorrow you’re just going to have  live with the queue and selfies

It breaks my tablet to reblog things so until tomorrow you’re just going to have  live with the queue and selfies

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transtrendsetter:

for evidence of male fragility look no further than their basically universal fear of dating women taller than them

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druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

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oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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